Any advice on how to make $800 quickly?

[bongacams]

As the topic states I need around $800 fairly quickly. I have apparently spent $90 on a piece of junk wireless remote that isnt even compatable with my camera, there just isnt one made. So If I step up to the newer model of my camera Cannon itself makes a remote and the LCD screen flips out and around, handy for taking your own pics which is what I needed the wireless remote for.

I have way outdated pics on MFCs and the newest pics I have dont really have my current look, I shaved my hair into a mohawk. So I dont know what to do. Use the semi recent pics and give it a go or I just dont know. I wont have any content to put up on MFCs to give away as prizes for games or anything. Ugg so frustrated.