Huh, I can tell you tidbits in my mind!!
TwT One day, I was so enthused to see a good guy friend running up to him, I accidentally kicked him in the nasty bits into a wall in front of all of his friends. I don't think he got up for half an hour because it hurt so bad, and even then he was soooo dazed.
Another time, I was eating hot ramen and smacked myself in the eye with a noodle >.>;; I do this a lot, but with only shrimp, like yesterday hot grease from fried shrimp popped into my eye (ran screaming into the bathroom wailing like a baby) lol. Shrimp just don't like me.