ok so im coming up on a year as a camgirl and i cam with my husband... here are some of our experiences that you may relate to or at least get a laugh out of...
he says i cant go on tonight and maybe not for the next 3000 years as im doing my hair... i say why not and he says well you know how it says on the nair bottle not to apply it to sensitive areas? i reply yeah... he says well they are right that is not just one of those bs warnings to protect their ass... and then mumbled somthing about a snake shedding its skin DUH!
recently at a local mall at the spirit of halloween store....
as we are debating costumes and how the tight woven lace may effect the camera focus and how this costume or that one would look in the lighting while we are doing this or that cam activity we turn around to find we have an audience listening intently... to include several children and most of the store employees... so much for blocking your STATE NOW!
im sitting upfront at the foot of the bed on cam working a lollipop and he is standing behind me on the bed showing off his legs and tatoo (dont ask) some grey makes a crack about ho hum gee i never seen this routine before her sucking a lolly and the guy standing on the bed SOOOO original.... my husband says yeah how about this!!! all dramatic and shit... then he promptly drops an entire full can of soda he had just opened which hits the bed and sprays diet mt. dew foam WHILE BOUNCING on the covers... i get hit on my bare back and scream he about falls off the bed because my scream scared him and the grey says you are right now THATS a show! the worst part is to this day... i have never been able to get out of my husband what he was going to do when he said watch this... *sigh*
that new spinning hair curler thingy that costs like 100 bucks and looks like it would be amazing to speed up getting show worthy... caught my hair twisted it into a knot and pressed its 200 freaking degree self against my forehead... then i fell over backwards on 6 inch platforms and almost was decapitated by the cord...
or the time i went to get off the foot of the bed while i am fondling the girls all sexy and doing kisses for a guy who tipped and then FACE PLANTED on the floor and just laid there and laughed...
honey where is the nair i reply NO NO NO NO FN NAIR and he looks at me all hurt and says not for that i need it for my back this time i swear to god!
2 combinations that do NOT go well together unlike reeses peanut butter cups... facials and glittery eye makeup... thats a burn that really NEVER goes away!
when i get down and depressed i come here and i remind myself what we all do for a living... who gets to lay around have great sex and talk to people all day besides us guys and out local congressmen? seriosuly this job ROCKS! i also remind myself and my husband not only do we have a great life but having you guys all for friends means we are A listers... because say what you want to but the hottest sexiest prettiest people in the world are cam girls and boys and they are OUR friends! love you all hope you got a smile
he says i cant go on tonight and maybe not for the next 3000 years as im doing my hair... i say why not and he says well you know how it says on the nair bottle not to apply it to sensitive areas? i reply yeah... he says well they are right that is not just one of those bs warnings to protect their ass... and then mumbled somthing about a snake shedding its skin DUH!
recently at a local mall at the spirit of halloween store....
as we are debating costumes and how the tight woven lace may effect the camera focus and how this costume or that one would look in the lighting while we are doing this or that cam activity we turn around to find we have an audience listening intently... to include several children and most of the store employees... so much for blocking your STATE NOW!
im sitting upfront at the foot of the bed on cam working a lollipop and he is standing behind me on the bed showing off his legs and tatoo (dont ask) some grey makes a crack about ho hum gee i never seen this routine before her sucking a lolly and the guy standing on the bed SOOOO original.... my husband says yeah how about this!!! all dramatic and shit... then he promptly drops an entire full can of soda he had just opened which hits the bed and sprays diet mt. dew foam WHILE BOUNCING on the covers... i get hit on my bare back and scream he about falls off the bed because my scream scared him and the grey says you are right now THATS a show! the worst part is to this day... i have never been able to get out of my husband what he was going to do when he said watch this... *sigh*
that new spinning hair curler thingy that costs like 100 bucks and looks like it would be amazing to speed up getting show worthy... caught my hair twisted it into a knot and pressed its 200 freaking degree self against my forehead... then i fell over backwards on 6 inch platforms and almost was decapitated by the cord...
or the time i went to get off the foot of the bed while i am fondling the girls all sexy and doing kisses for a guy who tipped and then FACE PLANTED on the floor and just laid there and laughed...
honey where is the nair i reply NO NO NO NO FN NAIR and he looks at me all hurt and says not for that i need it for my back this time i swear to god!
2 combinations that do NOT go well together unlike reeses peanut butter cups... facials and glittery eye makeup... thats a burn that really NEVER goes away!
when i get down and depressed i come here and i remind myself what we all do for a living... who gets to lay around have great sex and talk to people all day besides us guys and out local congressmen? seriosuly this job ROCKS! i also remind myself and my husband not only do we have a great life but having you guys all for friends means we are A listers... because say what you want to but the hottest sexiest prettiest people in the world are cam girls and boys and they are OUR friends! love you all hope you got a smile
