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Ok so someone's post made me think of this and I was going to post it there, but it would be too off topic.
Anywho, I thought about it and I had a few experiences in my life where nudity seemed out of place or just worth mentioning. Hopefully you guys have more interesting stories than I do.
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Nudity is a weird thing. I've seen my babysitter take a shower and come out nude like it wasn't a big deal. And in her mind it wasn't wrong unless my Dad was to see it. She was an obese British American girl named Liz. The whole family was weird anyway. They were rich as fuck though.
Then I've been to a kid's camp where the girls literally squat and pee in front of guys pulling their panties down and everything with no cover. Blew my mind as a kid and no one else seemed to give a damn. And it was only ok for the girls too. Somehow boys had to go hide behind something. Make that make sense.
I've been to the central ymca in Charlotte, NC before Siskey owned it where they had a co-ed locker room for 6 months and some of the women were walking around with their bob and veghana out like it was nothing. This meanwhile happening 2 floors from the goddam sanctuary. That got cancelled and was in the newspaper. The talk was a lot of jealous old bitches did it. My chickenshit ass was too afraid to go walk around on the floor. I just did a stairwell passby a couple times.
In 9th grade band, a girl name Carman stripped in the band teacher's office (full of windows) and changed into her uniform in full view of anyone watching. My friend Dave laughed and said yeah she does that. Like wtf.. at these weird situations that should make everyone gasp.
Where else where else...
Oh yeah, 2015 when we were inspecting the Marina Inn villa for the next guests, the checkout was late and opened the goddam door topless. 15ish year old girl. Family all in a rush packing in the living room. They acted like nothing was wrong. Blew my cleaner's minds.
I hear in Finland they used to have family saunas where entire families go in naked together in front of other families and sit on wood with all their junk hanging out and no cover. All ages, all combos.
I guess my most embarrassing memory was being a little kid in Kindergarten and landing on a rail with my dick and 3 different ladies were coming around and examing my dick in the nurse's station. I still remember that goddam cream-colored teddy bear in the white and red nurse's outfit staring at me. Then one of the ladies asked the other "is it supposed to be that small" I mean, jesus christ lady... I'm a fucking 5 or 6 year old. What are you a dickologist?
So what kinda stories do you guys have? I probably have more but my memory is for shit these days. If I think if anything else I'll share it.
Anywho, I thought about it and I had a few experiences in my life where nudity seemed out of place or just worth mentioning. Hopefully you guys have more interesting stories than I do.
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Nudity is a weird thing. I've seen my babysitter take a shower and come out nude like it wasn't a big deal. And in her mind it wasn't wrong unless my Dad was to see it. She was an obese British American girl named Liz. The whole family was weird anyway. They were rich as fuck though.
Then I've been to a kid's camp where the girls literally squat and pee in front of guys pulling their panties down and everything with no cover. Blew my mind as a kid and no one else seemed to give a damn. And it was only ok for the girls too. Somehow boys had to go hide behind something. Make that make sense.
I've been to the central ymca in Charlotte, NC before Siskey owned it where they had a co-ed locker room for 6 months and some of the women were walking around with their bob and veghana out like it was nothing. This meanwhile happening 2 floors from the goddam sanctuary. That got cancelled and was in the newspaper. The talk was a lot of jealous old bitches did it. My chickenshit ass was too afraid to go walk around on the floor. I just did a stairwell passby a couple times.
In 9th grade band, a girl name Carman stripped in the band teacher's office (full of windows) and changed into her uniform in full view of anyone watching. My friend Dave laughed and said yeah she does that. Like wtf.. at these weird situations that should make everyone gasp.
Where else where else...
Oh yeah, 2015 when we were inspecting the Marina Inn villa for the next guests, the checkout was late and opened the goddam door topless. 15ish year old girl. Family all in a rush packing in the living room. They acted like nothing was wrong. Blew my cleaner's minds.
I hear in Finland they used to have family saunas where entire families go in naked together in front of other families and sit on wood with all their junk hanging out and no cover. All ages, all combos.
I guess my most embarrassing memory was being a little kid in Kindergarten and landing on a rail with my dick and 3 different ladies were coming around and examing my dick in the nurse's station. I still remember that goddam cream-colored teddy bear in the white and red nurse's outfit staring at me. Then one of the ladies asked the other "is it supposed to be that small" I mean, jesus christ lady... I'm a fucking 5 or 6 year old. What are you a dickologist?
So what kinda stories do you guys have? I probably have more but my memory is for shit these days. If I think if anything else I'll share it.
