Stupid shit clients say part 1

youoorn

Jr. Member
I love my clients. I really do. However, sometimes they say the dumbest shit. Feel free to post your own quotes about this.

Here's mine:

"I like the all natural look. I really hate when girls have make-up on. I don't need you to get ready for our session."

Me:
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youporn

Jr. Member
This is after 3 conversations over 2 weeks regarding my prices and repeatedly (over 20 times) telling him I can do whatever he wants in a paid show. He acted pants-on-head retarded until he finally asked about just "watching him while he came, just 3 minutes of my time."

DL: So you wouldn't want to watch for free?
KatyB: I'm more than ok, thank you very much.
DL: Well there's no need to be rude.
KatyB: You just asked me to watch you jerk off for free...do you ask all your friends for this kind of favor?
KatyB: I don't get out of the house much, but I don't remember this being a social trend
DL: I offered. You said that you enjoy watching. I was simply making a kind offer.
DL: The proper response...
DL: haha it is no wonder you are an internet whore for a a living. You are rude, inconsiderate, and common. I hope you realize that your life will never even scratch the surface of the lowliest, most laughable of my achievements.
DL: I bid you adieu


A few points here:

1) Most male achievement in this world culminates in being a more desirable mate. Apparently, his greatness failed on this count.

2) Despite using the word "whore," and declaring his superior intelligence, he failed to grasp the implication of such a word - repeatedly.

3) A common fallacy: Sex workers are somehow less discerning than regular women in their personal sex lives.

4) Best part of this whole conversation - this wasn't me, but my personal answering service he was talking to. I just get to laugh at him later
 
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