Weirdest Thing you've seen while Cam 2 Caming

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So now that there is a topic about your weirdest request, I'm curious what the weirdest thing you've seen while viewing a customer's camera. I've seen quite a few strange things. Recently, I had a guy pull out a comic book and hit himself with it and then pull out a hammer (and I was really relieved when his cam stopped working). Another time, I had a guy shove straws in his penis (I don't believe they were proper sounding toys) and tell me he was worried about getting them stuck. wow.

So ladies, weirdest thing you've witnessed on cam?

 

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That is crazy. It is hard to keep a straight face when things like that happen. I have a top 2 strangest things. I had one guy who

1. Had a fishtank that he kept dipping his hoo ha in while he was watching me
and
2. I had a guy getting gang banged by 2 other gentlemen who were in latex costumes LMAO