Anybody do any investing here?

[musk]

I'm thinking about buying some stock on stuff that's on the dip like theme parks like six flags and hotels like Marriott. I've thought about cruise lines but they seem a bit too volatile for me rn. I'm a brand new investor so i'd love to hear some thoughts on this. This could be like a pornhub comments section 2.0

 

[borat]

If even half the people here had the kind of money to be investing, they wouldn't be begging for OnlyFans content. In fact, I'm willing to bet that a significant percentage of this site's userbase is actually underage.