We need a thread that has clever comebacks for the everyday things many of us encounter. Today I had some freeloader attempting to use My help without tipping or taking Me to pvt. He asked "What will you do to make me cum" My instant response: "If you have the balls to go to pvt, you'd find out!" That shut him up instantly. Next, there are the broke losers that attempt to trick us with fake tips. That results in an automatic boot from My room.