I may have one...
In one hot summer night, my windows were open to let the fresh breeze in, and I was comfortably naked, with legs spread open on the couch, camming, half way through a hot private! When suddenly...
A lost sparrow got in my house through the window, flew above me, lost going around and around my ceiling lamp, and... My THREE cats heard the bird, and just went WILD! I had cats all over me! Jumping on my legs and tits, trying to reach for the super confused and stressed bird again and again and AGAIN. It all happened in like 10 seconds that felt like an eternity, so I had no instant physical reaction, so my legs were still spread wide as my torso was hunching, protecting myself from the cats and bird, as I was screaming "GET OUT! NO! STOP! I AM GOING TO GET THE BROOM!"...
The bird eventually found its way out, and that's when I realised the private was still going...
The client was laughing and typed that it was the best private ever! But never took me private again...
It's been a couple of years so I am able to laugh about it now, but it was so embarrassing!
