I think this site is worth it just for this topic alone!!!
My rants really relates to those of us with penises.
1. "Are you hard?" some times followed by "Can you be hard in 5 minutes, then I'll call."
This will invariably be a cheap guy who wants me erect and fapping away as soon as private starts so he's can jerk off and and get out of there inside 3 mins.
2. "Can u cum for me?"
I get this asked at least 4 or 5 times a day. I inform these guys of the price after an honest explanation about how a cumshot is my flagship product and after it's delivery I have to either quit camming or tone my shows down for an hour or two which affects my subsequent earning potential and would need adequate compensation. This will also be subject to how early or late in my session and if I've hit my daily target.
I used to come for the last customer of the day on AdultWork and some crafty guys who know my rough finishing times would pop into a group show to catch the last 3 mins!!!
3. "Are you top or bottom?"
This is asked about a dozen times a day. I have learned to always say TOP!!!! If I reply bottom, they're gone!!! Like I've offended them. As if we will ever meet each other, FFS.
4. "Are u cut or uncut?" Take a closer look! Circumcised guys usually the ones obsessed with foreskins. I think they feel robbed of something and hate their parents and culture for it. They think they're missing something....they're not, horrible things. Funnily enough, some guys compliment me on my lovely uncut penis......I laugh into myself, having been circumcised for medical reasons almost 20 years ago.
5. "Did you cum? I didn't see it!" Recently a guy gave me 1500 tokens at Chaturbate for a password cumshow. So I do the show and cum for him only to receive the above message. He's wasn't too pleased. I told him to check the free recording feature I allow them. I had changed my room/lighting setup and had a grey brick wall backdrop in use and I thought this may have been the issue. Luckily I had been recording that day anyway so I checked afterwards and sure enough it was captured in 1080p @30fps. Silly bugger mustn't have been paying attention.
